Half human, half coffee. The ratio varies. ☕

The Half Human Half Coffee Hoodie is a soft 70/30 cotton fleece hoodie for the people who genuinely do not begin until the second cup.

Cut unisex and generous through the body, it's an easy layer over anything. Size down one for a closer fit, or stay true to size for the slouchy look.

Black is the default for a reason. It goes with everything, hides the school-run chaos, and layers under a coat all winter. It's a coffee lover hoodie that ends up in the weekly rotation instead of the back of the drawer.

Features:

• Soft brushed fleece, 70% cotton / 30% polyester
• Relaxed, comfortable unisex fit
• Hooded pullover with drawcord
• Black colorway
• Professionally screenprinted with high-quality ink
• Perfect for coffee runs, school runs, errands, lounging & casual wear
• Designed by moms, for moms

Color: Black
Fit: Relaxed / Unisex - size down one for a fitted look
Style: Hooded pullover sweatshirt
Material: 70% cotton / 30% polyester fleece
Small Batch: Professionally screenprinted with high-quality ink
Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron directly on the print.

Orders typically ship within 4-5 business days.

We offer a 15-day money-back guarantee and hassle-free returns. If you don’t like your order, just contact us and we’ll get it right.

How should I wash it?

We recommend machine washing cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low or air dry to maintain softness and prevent shrinkage.

Is the fabric soft?

Yes! It’s made from an ultra-soft 50/50 fleece blend of cotton and polyester, designed for cozy, all-day comfort.

When will my order ship?

Orders typically ship within 2-4 business days. If you select priority shipping at checkout, we’ll ship it within 1-2 business days.

Do you offer returns or exchanges?

Yes! We offer a 30-day money-back guarantee and hassle-free exchanges. If you don’t like your order, just contact us and we’ll get it right.