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$ 34.00

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For the moms who have already seen it all. You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Kids brings a little spooky-season energy to the everyday chaos—with an easy, lived-in look you’ll reach for long after Halloween.

Why you'll love it:

Relaxed fit for everyday comfort
Professionally screen printed for a premium, lasting finish
Easy to pair with leggings, denim, or your favorite sneakers
Designed by moms, for moms

Specifications:

Brand: Comfort Colors
Neckline: Crew Neck
Fit: Unisex
Color: Yam
Material: 100% US Ring Spun Cotton
Sizing recommendation: For a more fitted look, it is recommended to size down one size.
All items are professionally screenprinted with high quality ink.

Note:

Please allow 5-7 business days for your order to ship.
If you order multiple items along with a pre-order item, your order will ship once all items have arrived to us.

Orders typically ship within 4-5 business days.

We offer a 15-day money-back guarantee and hassle-free returns. If you don’t like your order, just contact us and we’ll get it right.

How should I wash it?

We recommend machine washing cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low or air dry to maintain softness and prevent shrinkage.

Is the fabric soft?

Yes! It’s made from an ultra-soft 50/50 fleece blend of cotton and polyester, designed for cozy, all-day comfort.

When will my order ship?

Orders typically ship within 2-4 business days. If you select priority shipping at checkout, we’ll ship it within 1-2 business days.

Do you offer returns or exchanges?

Yes! We offer a 30-day money-back guarantee and hassle-free exchanges. If you don’t like your order, just contact us and we’ll get it right.

“The color is amazing! It pops so much and it’s a strong message! I love this brand so so much I live in their t shirts and sweatshirts daily 🤍”

Verified Customer

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Rated 4.8 based on 1,000+ happy customers

Built by a mom. Worn by women who carry the world.

Name: You Can't Scare Me I Have Kids Tee
Brand: Sweetees
Price: 34.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Sweetees was born at the kitchen table, between nap schedules and late-night second winds, when Jacksonville native Sarah Clarke decided to bet on herself. No safety net. No silent partners. Just a heartbeat, a baby monitor, and a relentless desire to build something that mattered.

What started as a few tees became a rally cry. A soft place to land for women doing it all — raising kids, chasing dreams, holding households and businesses together with one hand while answering emails with the other.

Why You’ll Love This Sweatshirt

Comfort, confidence & cuteness—on repeat

This brand is for the ones who never clock out.

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Sweetees isn’t just what you wear. It’s what you stand for.

Every shirt funds the courage economy.

It supports local print shops, mom-run teams, and women-owned businesses that fuel entire communities without headlines or handouts. When you shop with Sweetees, you’re not just buying local. You’re investing in a living, breathing ecosystem of female resilience and risk.

Born in Jacksonville. Powered by real life.

Our designs are rooted in the mess, the magic, and the momentum of motherhood.

We stitch meaning into every seam, from the school run to the side hustle. This isn’t fast fashion. It’s real-life wear for women who refuse to play small.

Because when one mom wins, we all rise.

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Rated 4.8 based on 1,000+ happy customers

Here’s what some users have to say...

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Verified Customer

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I’m in love with it!

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Perfect Size

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Very Soft

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Rated 4.8 based on 1,000+ happy customers

The comfiest way to show off your mom swagger.

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Rated 4.8 based on 1,000+ happy customers

Frequently Asked Questions

Find the answers you need right here.

How should I wash it? -

We recommend machine washing cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low or air dry to maintain softness and prevent shrinkage.

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Is the fabric soft? +

Do you offer returns or exchanges? +

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You Can't Scare Me I Have Kids Tee

Built by a mom. Worn by women who carry the world.

Why You’ll Love This Sweatshirt

This brand is for the ones who never clock out.

Sweetees isn’t just what you wear. It’s what you stand for.

Born in Jacksonville. Powered by real life.

Here’s what some users have to say...

Thanks Sweetees 🤍

These are great!!!

I’m in love with it!

High quality 🤍

Perfect Size

Very Soft

Best of the best

The comfiest way to show off your mom swagger.

Frequently Asked Questions

Customer Reviews

Follow us @sweetees

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