You genuinely cannot. We've seen things. 🎃
The You Can't Scare Me I Have Kids Tee is a Halloween tee for parents who have been thoroughly desensitised. Soft cotton, relaxed fit, and a line that gets a laugh at every single school event.
It's a unisex cut, so it sits soft and relaxed through the shoulders. Size down one for a fitted look, or keep your usual size and let it hang easy.
Wear it with jeans and sneakers for the class party, or layer it under a denim jacket once the evenings cool off. This is the funny mom shirt that quietly turns into the favorite.
Features:
- 100% cotton, soft and breathable
- Relaxed, comfortable unisex fit
- Classic crew neck tee
- Comfort Colors base colorway
- Professionally screenprinted with high-quality ink
- Perfect for Halloween, class parties, trick-or-treating, fall weekends & everyday wear
- Designed by moms, for moms
Color: Comfort Colors base
Fit: Relaxed / Unisex - size down one for a fitted look
Style: Crew neck short sleeve tee
Material: 100% cotton
Small Batch: Professionally screenprinted with high-quality ink
Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron directly on the print.