Greenleaf Logo Free U.S shipping $100+
Greenleaf Logo Fresh drops monthly
Greenleaf Logo Loved by 30,000+ Moms
Icon Free U.S shipping $100+
Icon Fresh drops monthly
Icon Loved by 30,000+ Moms
You Can't Scare Me I Have Kids Tee
You Can't Scare Me I Have Kids Tee
You Can't Scare Me I Have Kids Tee
You Can't Scare Me I Have Kids Tee
You Can't Scare Me I Have Kids Tee
You Can't Scare Me I Have Kids Tee
rating

Rated 4.8 based on 1000+ happy customers

You Can't Scare Me I Have Kids Tee

Regular price$ 34.00
/
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Size

You genuinely cannot. We've seen things. 🎃

The You Can't Scare Me I Have Kids Tee is a Halloween tee for parents who have been thoroughly desensitised. Soft cotton, relaxed fit, and a line that gets a laugh at every single school event.

It's a unisex cut, so it sits soft and relaxed through the shoulders. Size down one for a fitted look, or keep your usual size and let it hang easy.

Wear it with jeans and sneakers for the class party, or layer it under a denim jacket once the evenings cool off. This is the funny mom shirt that quietly turns into the favorite.

Features:

  • 100% cotton, soft and breathable
  • Relaxed, comfortable unisex fit
  • Classic crew neck tee
  • Comfort Colors base colorway
  • Professionally screenprinted with high-quality ink
  • Perfect for Halloween, class parties, trick-or-treating, fall weekends & everyday wear
  • Designed by moms, for moms

Color: Comfort Colors base
Fit: Relaxed / Unisex - size down one for a fitted look
Style: Crew neck short sleeve tee
Material: 100% cotton
Small Batch: Professionally screenprinted with high-quality ink
Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron directly on the print.

Orders are typically processed and shipped within 5–7 business days, excluding weekends and holidays.

We accept eligible returns within 15 days of receiving your order. Please review our Return Policy for full details and instructions.

What is the fit like?

Our styles are designed for comfortable, everyday wear. Fit can vary by garment, so we recommend checking the product's sizing information before ordering.

What is my Sweetees made of?

Fabric composition varies by style and color. Please refer to the product details for garment specific information.

How should I care for my Sweetees?

We recommend washing inside out in cold water with like colors and using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low or hang dry to help preserve your print. Always follow the care instructions on your garment's label.

Will the color look exactly like the photos?

We do our best to represent each color accurately. Slight variations may occur due to lighting, photography, and individual screen settings.

You may also like


Recently viewed